What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:45

Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.